Hetalia meme *W*

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BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Never tried so I can't say anything... xD)
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (What is even a Chav? ^^')
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 2/9


AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 1/9


ITALIAN
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (I haven't the grandmother ç_ç)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (I live in Italy x3)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. (soo)
Total = 7/9 (I'm very Italian x333)



SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. (I've heard but I have no idea what does it mean ^^')

Total = 1/9



RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (I don't speak english xDDD)
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI. ()
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[/] You love listening to techno.

Total = 1.5/9



POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.  
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 0/7



IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 0/9



ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[/] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total = 1.5/9



GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.  
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4". (I'm not sure, I think I'm quite exactly 5'4" tall actually... ^^')
[ ] You have been to Germany
Total = 3/9



CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French. (I study xDD)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.

Total = 2/9



FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (A Catholic x3)

Total = 2/9



AMERICAN
[ ] You like fast food.
[ ] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[ ] you watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[ ] You have a dog
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You were sad when Steve Jobs died

Total = 0/9


NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total= 0/9



BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2/9



DUTCH

[x] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects. (Yeah, totally. //slapped/)
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 2/9



ARAB
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0/9

xDDDDD ahahahaha I'm Italian .... it's a surprise x'DDDD
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[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (What is even a Chav? ^^')
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.